The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum
Episodes
11 episodes
Letter 1 - 17th September 1999
Mum writes her first letter to Xander at University in 1999. There is some content about the Queen, and Claire and Xander considered re-recording post her death but they quite simply could not be arsed.Good Luck.
Letter 2 - 30th September 1999
Claire has a threesome with Dido and Binty. Xander knows he is gay but hasn't come out yet and Mum takes quite the risk by machine washing a dry-clean-only garment. Contains swearing, laughter and scenes of a gay nature.&nbs...
Letter 3 - 8th October 1999
Wow what an eventful letter this week! Mum has a moment of doubt as to whether she has in fact taped Friends and Frasier on the VHS recorder. Xander settles in for his third week at University and Fiona The Boner has a 6 way Lesbian Orgy....
Letter 4 - 14th October 1999
Dad gets rid of some cat poo from the garden. Mum goes for coffee and a scone with Janet Bee-Hee and Claire goes for a sleep over with Bisexual Beatrice from Badminton. Xander realises that a BJ is connecting a mouth with a wee wee hole a...
Letter 5 - 20th October 1999
This letter sees a key change as Claire discusses her fears surrounding the moment Mum’s sister (Auntie Kay) died. Mum watches First Wives Club, Xander admits he wants to be left alone in a small dark room and we accidentally on purpose alleged...
Letter 6 - 29th October 1999
Something to help you in your day today: “If you can't hate yourself, how the hell you gonna hate anybody else.”Xander is feeling a bit anxious having just started university in 1999. Claire has a telephone conversa...
Letter 7 - 4th November 1999
Xander books a venue for their Edinburgh stand-up, then Claire pulls out because she can’t bare to be away from her kids for more than 2 seconds at a time. Xander immediately replaces her with a ventriloquist dummy and it turns out the du...
Letter 8 - 11th November 1999
Mum & Dad Roger Sylvia in a smoke and booze fuelled orgy. Xander tries to find out what the cis female orgasm really is, and Claire tries her best to avoid the question.Remember don't tell anyone about the podcast 🤫
Letter 9 - 18th November 1999
Grandma has a bath in the nursing home and to everyone’s horror she finds out what a Blowy is. Xander spends most of the episode deciding whether it is ok to throw a Zygote at King Charles, and Claire gives all hot lesbians consent to look at h...